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Morning Monarchy

Morning Monarchy, Our spiciest offering, to be sure. This cynical, vulgar approach to current events is definitely not for everyone. Indeed, you almost need a decoding ring to decipher some of James Evans Pilato's iconoclastic terminology (e.g. Coke = Republicans, Pepsi = Democrats, Swamp Thing = Donald Trump, etc.) Did we mention that this "morning zoo" approach makes listening to news fun again? Although brief attention is given to the headline news of the day, each weekday focuses on different rubrics: Monday is Geopolitics, Tuesday is Tech News, Wednesday is "Food World Order" (diet/medicine/etc), Thursday is "Gnarly" (news of the weird, sex, violence), Friday is a mixed bag of "media memes." Not for the skittish, or those offended by cusswords. Adults only! [Audio only]